x-Tru-Bull-x
Youth Player
Supports : Hereford United, Arsenal
[M0:7]*Love-Like-Winter*
Posts: 421
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Post by x-Tru-Bull-x on Jan 5, 2007 21:25:06 GMT
I fancied a bit of a laugh since bloody Hereford are loosing Enjoy.... 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? A dentist 2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? A wedding ring 3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? Peanut butter 4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I? Chewing gum 5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I? An elevator 6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I? A nose 7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I? A newspaper boy 8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I? A glove 9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?A crane 10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I? A toothbrush of course !
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striker990
First Team Player
Supports : Newcastle United
[M0:2]
Posts: 546
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Post by striker990 on Jan 5, 2007 21:35:10 GMT
pure genius!! jeje
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Post by Cambridge United! on Jan 5, 2007 21:40:20 GMT
hehe naughty naughty!
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Post by Cambridge United! on Jan 5, 2007 21:40:57 GMT
did they lose?
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x-Tru-Bull-x
Youth Player
Supports : Hereford United, Arsenal
[M0:7]*Love-Like-Winter*
Posts: 421
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Post by x-Tru-Bull-x on Jan 5, 2007 21:58:40 GMT
Yes 1-0 I hope Bristol get the wrose draw possible now
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Post by Cambridge United! on Jan 5, 2007 22:06:26 GMT
thats a bit mean! better luck next year! hope to meet u in the final!
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x-Tru-Bull-x
Youth Player
Supports : Hereford United, Arsenal
[M0:7]*Love-Like-Winter*
Posts: 421
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Post by x-Tru-Bull-x on Jan 5, 2007 22:09:08 GMT
Oh no can never be too mean lol Hopefully next year will be better and we can progress further! Good luck to you as well next year!
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Post by Cambridge United! on Jan 5, 2007 22:24:17 GMT
good to see ur not too depressed..! myb they lost cos u didnt get to go!?
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x-Tru-Bull-x
Youth Player
Supports : Hereford United, Arsenal
[M0:7]*Love-Like-Winter*
Posts: 421
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Post by x-Tru-Bull-x on Jan 6, 2007 13:54:34 GMT
Maybe lol they needed me there singing my heart out for them i would of gone after my dad promised me but in the end never had enough money! I even offerd him 20 quid.....How sad am i? lol
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Post by Ellie on Jan 6, 2007 15:50:27 GMT
ooooooh... those are rude sian
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Post by Up-The-Bulls on Jan 7, 2007 0:02:18 GMT
They were funny lol, i will give you that one, gave me a nice Chuckle...
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Post by wowposter on Nov 14, 2008 14:14:04 GMT
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