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Post by Tozer on Dec 11, 2006 21:54:29 GMT
not sure but it sticks out in my mind soooo much, i think it may have been del boy but i'm not sure
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Post by Cambridge United! on Dec 11, 2006 21:55:20 GMT
hehe ok.. dont think it was del but still funny!
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Post by Tozer on Dec 11, 2006 21:57:06 GMT
it may not have been then, i got a memory like a sieve, only remember the things that make me laugh!
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Post by Cambridge United! on Dec 11, 2006 21:58:57 GMT
hehe ok.. wont remember me.. as im off now!
cya!
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Post by Tozer on Dec 11, 2006 22:07:00 GMT
sorry,who are you again m8?
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Post by Cambridge United! on Dec 12, 2006 17:52:04 GMT
ah haha.. we have a comedian!
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Post by Ellie on Dec 12, 2006 17:54:46 GMT
A Bad one
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Post by Cambridge United! on Dec 12, 2006 18:32:25 GMT
"It was a disgrace, the Sheffield Utd players were rolling around as if they were dead." An angry Watford fan on 606 after their encounter with the Blades that evening.
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Post by Cambridge United! on Dec 12, 2006 18:41:48 GMT
some more frm bbc: hehe "He's got chocolate wrists there." Paul Merson about Hilario's attempt to keep out Flamini's goal. (Luke Simmonds, Chatham).
"Ronnie is one of the greatest ever players but he is going to have to win some more competitions before he will be considered one of the greatest ever." John Virgo on BBC snooker coverage. (Guy, UK).
"Thierry Henry has quite literally thrown the toys out of his pram." Matt Lawton, Daily Mail (on Jimmy Hill's Sky programme). Quite literally? Are you sure, Matt? (David Hunter, England).
"Steve Buckner's got a lot of wind in his trousers." Aggers after tea on the third day of the Adelaide Test. (Adam, England).
"The players will be going in for a sandwich now...except Shane Warne, who will probably have a burger, some pasta and chips." Aussie commentator at lunch on day four at Adelaide. (Kenny, England).
Henry hasn't been the same since he turned down Barcelona, its as if he has got 'Barcelona-itis'. Mark Lawrenson on Match of the Day. (Adil, Leytonstone).
"Gilo goes up for lbw - umpire Koertzen looks at him as if he's just found him in bed with his daughter." Cricket commentary from Ben Dirs on the BBC website for day four of the second Ashes Test. (Pete Barnes, Wales)
"This has been completely and utterly limp by England, they're playing with all the intensity of my drunk aunt playing Cluedo at Christmas." Jonathan Agnew on TMS. (Adam Harwood, England).
"Rugby's a game of two halves-it's all about the last third." Andy Robinson on England's pathetic attempts at playing rugby. (Simon 'The Unit' Mocatta, England).
"Lloyd Sam's goal-bound snap-shot was deflected wide by Ledley King's tackle." On the BBC website's write-up of the Spurs-Charlton game. The 'lengths' a defender will go to eh? (Matthew Tickner, Bridgend, South Wales).
"It's winner takes all, but a draw will do." Mark Saggers on BBC Five Live talking about Arsenal and Porto. (Phil Gandy, UK).
"I wouldn't say the game was dead, but we killed it off in the first half." Eidur Gudjohnsen - Barcelona v Werder Bremen.(Ray Rajani, London, England).
"Its Deja vu all over again." Nasser Hussain commentating on yet another play and miss by an Australian batsman. (Duncan Cobbett, UK).
"I've never written a speech in my life and I never will. I wrote one once and it was rubbish." Ian Holloway gets confused as to whether or not he has ever written a speech. (Paul, UK).
Ian Botham: "Where were you last night?" David Lloyd: "An oyster bar....apparently it puts lead in your pencil. I don't know about that. I think it only matters if you have got someone to write to." Discussion held between David Lloyd and Ian Botham during the morning session of day two in the Adelaide Test. (Mike Snelson, England).
Eggert Magnusson Of course I know the rules
"Players cannot play for two clubs in one season." Eggert Magnusson has clearly not got his head round the January transfer window. (Tom W, England).
"It's amazing that Arsene could see that from that distance." Martin Tyler drily notes that Arsene Wenger's eyesight is remarkably clear when his own player is fouled. (Phil, UK).
"If this was being played in my garden, I'd call the police. This is rubbish." Michael Holding on Shane Warne's negative bowling against Kevin Pietersen. Of course, Warney had the last laugh. (Rob, England).
"This is a bit like going to Galatasary... I mean - we're going to another country after all!" A Colchester supporter on the way to Cardiff City. (Daniel Parker, United Kingdom).
"Seems like a good bloke, Strauss, the type of man who would take your sister out for a purely platonic Chinese after she's been dumped by her boyfriend." Ben Dirs on the BBC website commentary on the final day of the second Test. (At J, England).
"Championship strugglers Hull City part company with boss Phil Parkinson after six moths in charge." On the BBC Sport website! Not surprising that things didn't work out with six moths running the show.( Jon Loose, UK).
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Post by Ellie on Dec 12, 2006 18:44:21 GMT
me at work earlier 'I'm going on strike until I get my green tights' ;D
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Post by Cambridge United! on Dec 12, 2006 18:45:29 GMT
eww green tights?
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Post by Ellie on Dec 12, 2006 18:46:14 GMT
I was being an elf earlier.. packing up presents for customers.... I wanted the proper uniform lol
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Post by Cambridge United! on Dec 12, 2006 18:46:57 GMT
ah... kinky
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Post by Ellie on Dec 12, 2006 18:48:24 GMT
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Post by Tozer on Dec 12, 2006 18:52:03 GMT
lol fair enuf! cheers for the compliments about the gags guys
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